Pull your jeans up mommies! This week the mommies dive deeper into investigating crazy people on the internet. This lady pulls over a truck and starts spouting stuff about Jesus and the guy being dyslexic. What an insane position to be in. What would you do?
Next, Tom and Christina review the Ryan Gosling “First Man.” It turns out they have the same issue with this movie: when does our hero go to the bathroom? When does our hero watch adult films? What happens to all his… fluids? Hollywood’s really messing this all up, mommies.
Tom and Christina read a couple amazing fan emails before the one and only Chad Daniels joins them! Recently divorced, the main mommies do their best to find out what his new dalmatian wife will look/be like. Living in cold weather, Chad didn’t realize dumb hot-weather women were an option for him… surprise!
We then venture off to discover Chad’s taste in adult entertainment which is surprisingly vanilla. However, we had some mommies with disabilities sending emails following up on Josh Potter’s segment, who let us know how un-vanilla “devotees” are.
Chad and Tom connect on their low resting heart rates, which makes them all decide to do the psychopath test together. Who is the most psycho out of all of them?
Hey Tommy is it just me or did your Mom lose weight?
Chad Daniels really should be famous. I hope he gets a Netflix special his standup is great. I think the reason he’s not as well known is that he live in Minnesota
Astronauts use a vacuum hose with a thing that fits over their butts to shit in. It sucks so hard they don't even need to wipe.
First Man was incredibly boring
Chad's standup makes me laugh more consistently than any other comic working today. Truly an underrated master of the craft
Jada Pinkett-Smith is fucking insane.
STOP CALLING THEM BEANIES!
Christopher Hitchens is the author Tom was thinking of.
I´d love everything that involves Topdog!!
"Fuck that shit homie" -Carl Sagan