Pull your jeans up mommies! This week the mommies dive deeper into investigating crazy people on the internet. This lady pulls over a truck and starts spouting stuff about Jesus and the guy being dyslexic. What an insane position to be in. What would you do?
Next, Tom and Christina review the Ryan Gosling “First Man.” It turns out they have the same issue with this movie: when does our hero go to the bathroom? When does our hero watch adult films? What happens to all his… fluids? Hollywood’s really messing this all up, mommies.
Tom and Christina read a couple amazing fan emails before the one and only Chad Daniels joins them! Recently divorced, the main mommies do their best to find out what his new dalmatian wife will look/be like. Living in cold weather, Chad didn’t realize dumb hot-weather women were an option for him… surprise!
We then venture off to discover Chad’s taste in adult entertainment which is surprisingly vanilla. However, we had some mommies with disabilities sending emails following up on Josh Potter’s segment, who let us know how un-vanilla “devotees” are.
Chad and Tom connect on their low resting heart rates, which makes them all decide to do the psychopath test together. Who is the most psycho out of all of them?
Chad Daniels is awesome
Christopher Hitchens is the writer TBunz was thinking of.
Love you ONLY TOM, I highly suggest you try attempt working a HIGH customer service/consumer based job before complaining. I would say 50% of your listeners work in customer service. The biggest issue is that they dont get paid enough to give a fuck even slightly about you coffee or food, much less their job. Id rather work minimum wage roofing than mcdonalds.. Its truly difficult. Love you, ChristinUGH shut the fuuuuck up you fgt rtd, you literally can never complain about SHIT EVER. You selfish fuck, EAT TODD's ass and BE THANKFUL OF THE LIFE HE HAS GIVEN YOU BECAUSE YOU ARENT FUNNY AND WOULD BE A CAT POOR LADY WITHOUT HIM…. Promise…. Love you Water champ… Sorry Tom, I know that its you bitch.. I mean wife. But Snitches make me furious. Fuckin hungarian jew nose fgt. "Oh poor me, Im a mom and Im smart." But shes not and yeah maybe being a mom is the hardest job, but HER'S ISNT. FUCKING SNITCH!!! GTFO FGT RTD!! DOUBLE BIRDS!!! Love you so much T Bunz, see you in the midwest! Dont bring your wife cus were going on a spree 😉
1:43:38 Daniels fully noticing Segura is human garbage for the first time 🤣
Chad looks like if Louis CK actually tried to not look gross
Saatva matresses gave me spinal bifida. Beat me, pisss on me.
33:25 so freaking cute Tom 😂😂😂😂
Charlamagne Tha God on The Breakfast Club is always talking about sucking farts from women's butts. Look it up Tom pretty funny
spacepeople shit in vacuum toilets that suck the doodies out, eat gel, and fuck NASA space age silicon fleshlights
Why do you not sell JEANS?!