Christina P is infatuated with the lore behind the truck stop scene and how “lot lizards” come into play. What are the rules?! Does anyone know?!?! Good thing Tom Segura’s tour bus driver has “friends” that knows all about that scene!
2019-02-26
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Christina's Snorts: 114
Christina's Throat laughs: 233
his wife is so fucking stupid. You don't get stabbed at a truck stop.. some of them are massive complexes. yes, you do have prostitutes. but where doesn't? but the showers are absolutely amazing. cheap, clean and amazing. you think if its disgusting people would use them? not only that, they are Massive inside. this clip shows the ignorance and stereo typing people do.
My friend's dad was a trucker in the 90's. He told many tales of lot lizards. He said in Vegas there was one missing a few teeth, so he referred to her as "Toothless". I'm sure you can guess what she was good at.
Friends of the road, Bubbles
Close relatives of lot lizards include buckle bunnies and mud crickets
I have more respect for lot lizards than imaginationless comedians.
I love skanks
Come a long way..
So Theo banged Cristina huh, makes sense why tom made the bit about Louisiana and why Theo took it to heart
I just googled Tom. He is almost 40. I’m floored.