Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls.
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
Bill Burr- I have to imagine you wouldn't say it, If you didn't know it was true- BUt I'm going to go out on a limb and say, The presidents will always have secret service, And you're making shit up. Not on purpose- I Know you think what you're saying is true… But its not. THAT BEING SAID- I say all of this, without taking 15 seconds, To type this INto my google machine… but My common sense meter Has Lead me to the conclusion that you're wrong…. This is going to suck if you're not… Probably should have just googled it first. Live and learn.
Edit: In full disclosure- didn't read past the title, but I'm pretty sure this article agrees with me https://www.bnd.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/answer-man/article101538627.html
Bill should drop the old photo of himself. He’s not that dude anymore
@Bill Burr you got to do these with guests like Rogan does, that way you can bounce your New England Crazy off other people. It’s ok brother, I understand your unfounded rage. MA USA!
I want my robot sex doll already, it's 2018, let's get this thing going.
I love Bill I think that he is one of the greatest … but some times I am really amazed the dark road on which his mind sinks to …. fucking psycho … love you 😛
Please tell me Bill has heard of the game: Detroit- Become Human. This is exactly what he's talking about. Robots that think they're alive.
I'm from Birmingham England and yesterday was a bust with this humidity fuck! I tried to do my man things buying hardware shit and then I ended up sitting in the park with alcoholics for an hour because they were sitting in the the best shade and needed a smoke let's get this shit together people fuck!
I came on YouTube to hopefully see if this version actually ends properly but it's the same as the one on Spotify. It just ends mid sentence…..wtf
Bill is on fire in this one.
Bill you are so Fucking misinformed about (over)population, the environment & global warming. Honestly it's not even laughable, it's sad.
Why do you swallow all the bullshit that is fed to you by the mainstream media, and then regurgitate parts of it with little bites of humor?
Please – do as Carlin did, and use your great comedic ability for good. Do some rudimentary research on both sides of important issues, give some thoughtful CRITICAL consideration, and then form your position. It will be much funnier as well as more entertaining.
Part of Carlin's greatness was his intelligence in calling out obvious bullshit. You have such potential, stop taking the lazy road pretending to be dumb. You're not dumb, you're just being lazy.
Love ya!
PAH