the Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-18


Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls.



I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

39 Comments

  1. to be fair about that overpopulation thing if you remove both China and India we should be very close to that 2 billion limit

  2. You western red cunt i love you more then the your momm.
    Be blessed and red live long and prosper.

  3. I'll take over as a substitute for Bill since this was cut short.
    We the Bill Burr jury find both parties at fault. The man for being a douchebag keeping his relationship with the ex and the woman for continually putting up with said conduct. It is the ruling of this Bill Burr Monday Morning podcast Court that the woman advised the man how she feels about said relationship with his ex. She must also state to her boyfriend got further contact with the ex would undermine any future in the relationship. So let it be said so let it be done on this 23rd day of August 2018. This Bill Burr Monday Morning podcast court is now adjourned thank you and go f*** yourself.

  4. You're the smartest, funniest and real man ever! Thank you for sharing! This is one of my faves podcasts…Much Love ♡

  5. Can't even listen anymore. Used to be a fan but You're so negative stress just Flys through the speakers. I'm surprised youre not dead from such constant negativity

  6. Coming to see you @Sacramento on the 9/7!!!! My Wife and I are huge fans cannot wait!

  7. Thats what happens to Sweden now we getting replaced by arabs and others etnic groups, just lika the Amrican Indians… this happens to europe today because Hitler lost the war and the winners still play their game today

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