On this Christmas Edition of Something Burning, Bert invites Gareth Reynolds and Sam Tripoli in to make Egg Nog and Soyrizo Waffles. The recipes were a little more complicated than what Bert had hoped for, but like every episode, it ends up turning out surprisingly delicious.
Happy holidays from all of us at Something’s Burning and All Things Comedy!
Soyrizo Latke Waffles, Eggnog, and a Gingerbread House Recipe:
EGGNOG:
- Separate 6 EGG YOLKS
- Whisk together egg yolks with ½ cup granulated sugar
- In a saucepan over medium-high heat, combine
- 1 cup HEAVY CREAM
- 2 cups MILK
- ½ teaspoon GROUND NUTMEG
- Pinch of salt
- Once it simmers, temper eggs by adding small spoonfuls of milk
- mixture to egg mixture until it tempers then add it all.
- Put it all back in the pot and continue cooking/whisking until barely thickened.
- Take off heat and ¼ teaspoon VANILLA
- Pour in Pitcher and put in freezer to chill quickly
Latke Waffles:
- Peel and grate 3 potatoes
- Wring out excess liquid using a dish towel
- In a bowl, mix TWO EGGS, ONE TEASPOON SALT, and some PEPPER with shredded potato
- Cook soy chorizo and one onion
- FOLD SOYRIZO MIXTURE INTO POTATOES UNTIL COMBINED
MAKE THE LATKE WAFFLES
- Add about 1-1½ cups mixture to waffle iron and cook until golden brown
- Serve with sour cream and/or applesauce
- Fried Egg
SERVE THE EGGNOG WITH SOME CINNAMON AND WHIPPED CREAM
52 minutes! But I can only last 4 strokes!
I've been waiting for this since the teaser post; All Things Comedy needs more attention! They know how entertainment works, this is awfully funny!!! Merry Fucken Chresmoos Bert!
Tripolli has a punchable face idk why
“I guess you could say I got a latke to learn…” 💀🤣 Oh, Gary!
19:39 Bert either shoots spit out his mouth or drips nose liquid while food is being mixed just below him.
Hey Gareth, Armenia was the very first nation to adopt Christianity as their state religion. Stick that in your "whatever you people worship" folder and file it away.
Powerful Sam Tripoli
"Nah, Sam, you throw it in the air and God's hand will take it."
I CRIED
Unfunny west coast Mark Normand
Gareth looks a little like Colin quinn.