Sturgill Simpson’s Dab Moment – JRE Toons


Another hilarious moment animated by PaulyToon from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #1087 with Sturgill Simpson


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  1. My first time DAB story is funny in retrospect? I was frightened and in The Twilight Zone afraid this wouldn't end having to go to work the next day… Teleporting in a shower, the basement walls had white, green, and red stripped wallpaper like some kind of circus in my brain as a little 4 year old girl is underneath a downstairs spotlight around her toys rocking back and forth on an old school little wooden rocking horse. ~ Freaking me out dude –

    I felt and believed I was in an old dream I once had and when I was in the shower earlier, I couldn't tell if the water was super hot or super cold (unable to adjust it in my state of mind) and my skin felt like it was burning, (from freezing cold water that felt hot) so I kept asking others later if my skin has burned off!?

    Also in the shower, when the water was dripping off my scrotum, it sounded like jungle drums beating in a tribe while the droplets were hitting the shower floor. It was music happening here!!! The shower looked like a portal, one of those in the corner, the kind with 2 walls of glass and a glass door in the middle, against a corner, and at one point I was outside of my body observing myself in this reality referring to that shower now as a teleportation machine… It never happened that Twilight Zone way again.

  2. Yep, I've been that stoned. My brother brought some awesome hash. We smoked it. I got instantly too high and sick.. complete blood sugar drop. Felt like I had to puke and shit at the same time. Sweating cold. Mouth dried up completely. Couldn't chew the donut I already had in my mouth. Managed to crawl over to the bathroom. Everything was spinning. Couldn't figure if it was best to lay on my back or on my side. Stayed on the bathroom floor for about 1 hour until I heard my brother leave. He didn't even check on me. lol. Got better shortly after though.

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