the Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-18


Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites.



I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

23 Comments

  1. Love you bill but your knowledge of firearms and legal use/carry of firearms makes my head hurt

  2. You’re a good guy in my opinion Bill. What you said about the grocery dispute is what I’d like to say is realistic. A fight is a fight, no one has the right to pull a weapon if they’ve been temporarily bested. This is called pride.. and being a sore loser. Condolences to everyone involved.

  3. if he was a black man he wouldve said niggas dont back down lol

  4. Yes you suceeded to sound like a old guy out of bounce on your potcastst
    The fucking this fucking that doesnt cut it
    Firts invest in professional audio equipment
    Second care at least to script the start of 30 minutes
    Ranting like a grandpa isnt getting it done
    Im sure youre in a lazy boy chair with your favorite sweater and a warm sandwich from your wife
    Get professional audio
    Stand when talk
    Its lack of energetic

  5. 25:20 Oh my God, a new classic read is born: Ole Billy singing the Genesis song "Tonight Tonight Tonight"

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