It’s the 80th episode! On today’s show, Chris talks about ‘brbr’ and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, stunts, poetry, auditioning, Las Vegas, Thunder Down Under, and ultimate frisbee. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter.
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2018-08-06
why are Chris' arms shaved
ya know how comedians have those pre-recorded sketches before they walk out on stage to do their special? Chris should do one like action packed but then for every stunt he's suddenly replaced by a black dude with the same clothes and a wig lol.
Where's the Michael Caine insult service?
BABY
women come at 20 mins on ave so best push past 10 if you want the truth. 😉
Restock on your ‘s free cunsh shirts bro
“Brrrughhhh” 😂
I agree with some things he says, disagree with other things. I know nobody gives a shit, but ultimate frisbee IS more fun if you take it seriously. I can never stand people who don't want to compete, and just fuck around. I want you to try your best and then beat you. People that fuck around know what they're doing. It's not just fucking around, it's making themselves invulnerable in a way, that way when they get beat they can tell themselves "I wasn't even trying though". It's def a power move. That't why I make everyone play with a device rigged to their brain that can verify if they're actually trying their hardest, and if they don't, their head explodes. HAHA, No more cop outs now bitch.
Sex for just an hour? Somebody has never tried amphetamines
That Poetry shit is so true.. lmfao