Chael Sonnen couldn’t care less LeBron signed with Portland…

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1. Chael is mastering this YouTube game

2. The comments are funny…sad but funny. Some of you just don't get it.

3. Well, he isn't going to the trail blazers

4. Lebron at the Blazers would be awesome!!!

5. But what does Chael Sonnen think about what Chael Sonnen thinks?

6. Portland doesn't have the salary room for a LeBron. The team is worth less than LeBron's salary potential. They would have to sell off all their current talent and then be stuck acquiring "talent" the likes of JR "Doesn't know what the score is" Smith, Tristan "Soft as baby shit" Thompson, and Kyle "Super tall Justin Bieber" Korver as three of the other starters for a grand total of $1M split between the three of them. Then that leaves the final spot to be filled by the coaches daughter where she would be expected to rock a boy haircut, duct tape her boobs flat, and refer to herself in gender-neutral/binary pronouns like Ze and Zir. Folks would think she is a foreign exchange player from the Netherlands. She would play pro bono of course because they wouldn't be able to afford to pay her. LeBronze doesn't want shit to do with that because then he would have to play the rockets, warriors and Jazz all the time and would never make the playoffs again. How could he secure his legacy as the self-proclaimed GOAT of getting swept in the finals if he can never make it back to the finals? Come on people, stop believing the hype for Fuck's sake!

7. God I've missed you Troll Chael…

8. God I've missed you Troll Chael…

9. Chael still mad Lebron took his girl LOL

10. Free agency doesn’t start til July 1st but thanks anyway. Love you bro.