The Church Of What’s Happening Now: #609 – Jim Florentine


Jim Florentine, comedian, host of the “Comedy Metal Midgets” podcast and the author of “Everybody is Awful (Except You!),” joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.


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  1. ITS BLUE CHEESE WITH WINGS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER. BIG JIM KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE CHEESE. OHH YESSSS.

  2. Love the podcast Joey. Thought I'd share one of my fucked up stories. Hope you like it COKE TRAILER
    . I was living with my brother and one other roommate and we were all into drugs very heavily acid shrooms crank cocaine mainly cocaine and acid so when you're living in a house with a bunch of drug addicts you tend to start thinking you're being shorted or left out of certain drugs. I was convinced that I was buying more cocaine then I was actually using and that pissed me off to the point that I rented a trailer one time for two weeks. I paid the deposit first month and last and security. I didn't tell anyone that I had done this ,it wasn't uncommon for me to disappear for days or even years at a time. I once told my mom I was going to Tennessee to visit a friend for the weekend and I was going 2 years to the day. Anyway The only reason I rented that trailer was to do cocaine by myself.  In that two weeks I do not remember going outside. Going to the store, eating, sleeping,fucking nothing . The only thing I remember about that two weeks is opening the door buying an 8-ball closing the door repeat repeat repeat. I had to have gone out sometime either to a fucking atm or something ,I didn't take all that cash with me. I don't even remember being high in the trailer. I don't remember nothing absolutely nothing but renting it, buying the 8 balls and getting my money back when I left.  When I say trailer I mean this was a mobile home in a mobile home trailer park. 2 weeks later I got my first and last rent back plus my deposit. I don't even think I had clothes. Basically I didn't want to share so I went and got my own place. When I left that place  I went back to where I lived with my brother and roommate  like nothing ever happened .  In fact  my brother and I  later  rented a house from the same guy that was the owner of the trailer .  He never mentioned it like it never happened  in front of my brother .  I think you knew what I was doing I might have even seen him in that two-week. I don't know  but he knew I was in there doing something that I didn't want anybody to know about . That's two weeks of my life that I have no fucking idea what the hell happened. LOL. Thanks for reading hope you like the story.  peace

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