Ha! Cocks don't have dicks, their banging is more like lesbian scissoring.(waterfowl have dicks, other birds do not.) A neutered cock is called a capon they just look and act like large hens. Caponizing was popular for making large mild-flavored roasting birds prior to modern cornish X rock F1 hybrids. Its a fast and dirty surgical process generally without any painkillers or significant antiseptics.I have a one pound bantam Americana cock and a 7.5 pound Orpington rooster. The crowing isn't enough to wake me up and the coop is 30 feet from the bedroom. Frankly about half of dogs/dog owners are far more offensive both in barking and odor.I think suburbanites just tend to be frustrated mentally ill control freaks, if there weren't cocks to petition against they would find something else right down to the shade of beige you paint your garage door. (*frustrated*: All trying to climb the hierarchy but too lame to move past a middling collection of crap, hence the number of oversize trucks parked in front of postage stamp lots, and need to meddle in the affairs of people down the street.)
Rory has some serious hang up with “Christians”. Hating some 2 billion people has to be exhausting.
I love Joe Rogan but I'm afraid the reason for the buffalo/bison numbers grew after the Native Americans were either wiped out in some cases or properly integrated into society in others is because the European settlers had no reason to kill off the Native Americans' food source anymore. The European settlers needed a way of diminishing the Native American numbers without putting their own men directly in harms way, the best way was to kill off the main food source of them. Once the Native American's had effectively lost the battle for American land, the Europeans stopped killing the buffalo/bison, and thus the buffalo/bison numbers began to rise again.
Joe "pull yourself up by the boot straps" Rogan
I like this guy!!!!
You fucking retard americans. 0 celsius is the point of water FREEZING. 100 celsius is the point of water BOILING.
This Rory Albanese is one of the most retarded dudes in this solar system. He just casually spoils every movie talks about. Kill yourself.
Have Ido Portal on the podcast!!!!!
1:16:00 how is that going to help when it comes to these Mass shooters? If anything you just going to make them more proficient. a driver's license type situation is it going to take intent off the table for these people. that's why we're saying that we need to look at other avenues on how to stop these incidents instead of ban all guns because banning all guns is unconstitutional to even if you could stop all sales there still 300 million out there so we need to figure out out of nip it in the butt before they happen
Hes always commentating about "dumb people" …pot calling the kettle black. Hes a fucking idiot.
1:30:58 i'm not butthurt, but Joe's wrong there. the smallpox-blankets thing refers to William Amherst, and there's documentation of him doing that. they didn't need to know about bacteria to understand that sick people touching you with their cooties makes you sick…they had common sense. but I think Joe's describing the original conquistators, and the decimation of native populations in the 1500s…which he's correct, that wasn't necessarily intentional (for those who don't know, that's also how the black death happened….the Mongols weren't necessarily PLANNING to wipe out 1/4 of europe like that….OK maybe they were cuz they were mongrels)
so joe's half right, but it's not just an urban myth. dude got the town and two colleges (inside the town) of Amherst named after him.
inb4 you call me a cuck: https://www.umass.edu/legal/derrico/amherst/lord_jeff.html
Rory hates Christians….
TIL I'm better at math than Joe Rogan
This guys an awesome guest!
math baby rogan
I ref to ( 1:56:15) You've never actually truly heard music in 3D if you've never done mushrooms. The best way I can describe it to you is – it's like seeing avatar on an 80s small television set. You still appreciate the film, but when you've seen on a 55 inch full Jd screen ( in 3D) , it puts things into perspective. That's music on mushrooms.
"Cook your dog??? Dogs should be RAW!! AND LIVING!!!"
Joe "math baby" Rogan
Joe "Do Do That" Rogan
"Let's knock this out in an hour in a half" Lol yeah right Lost City of Z was long as fuck.
Who the hell watches 3 hours of them talking ?
Thank fuck last time he was on Joe warned Rory about his overuse of the word "like" … coz he reigned it in. I was watching him on Bertcast – and the "likes" were coming fast & thick, I had to stop watching Bertcast purely because of the amount of fuckin times he said "like" but I mean here in the last 3 minutes here he made up for it, I think the coffee had sunk in, he said "like" something LIKE 10 times in like, a single, like, fucking sentence. It's maddening, thank fuck he kept them for the end. I think if he didn't started losing it at the end Joe would have kept talking but I thinjk, like, Joe didn't wanna warn Rory again, so he just cut it off. I enjoy listening to him. I've actually never stopped watching a podcast because of speech patterns, but on Bertcast Rory was fucking, like, totally, like taking, like the piss. He needs to get off Adderall and smoke more weed. In fact, no, he should just chill, like sober, like, the fuck out like. Coz like, is it not, like, annoying like, when someone, like talks like this…. I find it MADDENING and I was enjoying the Bertcast. Thank fuck he reigned it in here because Joe told him off last time. Get your shit together Rory you're a grown man.
Sorry lefties, life by definition starts at conception.But I got good news and bad news.
Good news is; I got him down from 15 to 10.Bad new is, adultery is still in.
I have a good idea for a podcast instead of comedians getting coffe in cars we all know comedians are best on coke so comedians doing coke in international waters and let those fukers go for 6 hours straight !
Give that guy more coffee he realy is going to run home lol
Americans measure in fingers and toes. The Europeans measure in precision ( metric system).But even here in the U.K. they still use stupid-as-ffffuck measurements like 'feet', or stones. Yards.That's so retarded! Who's yard are we talking about? My crappy little yard? Or your yard? My big feet or your teeny feet? So , so backward.
Joe "Do you think anybody rode that face" Rogan
Roarbanese is one of the best guests. Submitting to the Jrogns and Alphamedian at the right points. Full of shit as much as Joe but confident enough to Alpha him through truly different comedy style.
Had to stop watching when they started talking Celsius
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